Hey Dumb Shit! Dumbass brake jobbers!

[v8440]

And the beat goes on...

 

[XLR8R]

Hey DD, nice try, it is already out.
I have an E body one here taking up space.....

 

[ORVIL]

Hey DD, nice try, it is already out.
.....

THAT doesnt mean when i sit down to have a coffee at your house or is that a nice way of saying I have an Ed body one here taking up space--see no respect:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:-HEY i thot it was funny- i was ROTFLMAO--- ok the leg broke - really- ouch:shifty::shifty::shifty::bwuhaha:

 

[Jester]

any good porn sites to look at? I'm bored of the usual ones

 

[Dr.Jass]

Is it possible to run out of pornography sites? Really? I would think you could just type in something like midgetwhoreswithFebrezebottlesuptheirasses.com and you'd hit something. :huh:

 

[a12bee]

How come water (h2o) is the only base element that expands when frozen? :huh:

 

[Jester]

you could just type in something like midgetwhoreswithFebrezebottlesuptheirasses.com and you'd hit something. :huh:

oh man, you got me all excited... Typed in the link and got a "no results" page.

:doubt:

 

[XLR8R]

Zoophilia.com????

 

[Dr.Jass]

How come water (h2o) is the only base element that expands when frozen? :huh:

Water isn't an element, it's a compound... like the fractures in my spine or that place where the Kennedys live. :hmmm:

 

[a12bee]

Ahh yes you're correct, I wrote it wrong. The question I haven't been able to disprove using all the mad power of google was; 'Why is water the only liquid to expand when frozen'.
It's one of those annoying questions.

 

[Dr.Jass]

Would you prefer the scientific explanation, or would "Because otherwise, fish would be completely screwed!" suffice?

 

[a12bee]

Well the scientific explanation is the point, I mean as long as we're pissing bandwidth here.
Here's another, why are flightless (as dictionary defined) waterfowl (as defined) only found in one hemisphere?

 

[Jamies440]

Because they like it there?

Did you know that Glass is NOT a Solid? Yep its a Viscous substance. Learned that the other day. They also said that if you had a piece of glass standing upright for 20 or so years it would be thicker on the bottom than the top.

 

[Dr.Jass]

Glass is technically a liquid. Though my freshman physical-science teacher explained that to me, it wasn't evident until I bought a 77+ year-old house with some original windows.

 

[Jester]

if you rub it too long, does it wear away and get smaller?

 

[Dr.Jass]

I'm not at liberty to say.

*goes back to playing with veiny nub*

 

[Jester]

I'm not at liberty to say.

*goes back to playing with veiny nub*

mine would've turned into a vagina long ago :doh:

 

[mr340]

mine turned into a vagina long ago :doh:

Should have used more lube....:shifty: