Worst songs ever!

Technotronic..... Pump The Jam

For some reason that song makes me want slit my throat with a plastic butterknife.

C&C Music Factory....Everybody Dance Now............same effect

Anything by Toby Keith.......... I don't care what anyone says, that guy has no sense of pitch. His singing sounds about as natural as an oral bowel movement.

Dexy's Midnight Runners.... Come On Eileen......... Not so horrible to the average listener, but when it's your name and everyone thinks they're soooo funny by playing/singing it at every job you've had it tends to grate on you.

Vanilla Ice... Go Ninja..... Ice Ice Baby has nothing on this gem

Juvenile....Ha..... Nothing like a rapper that can't rhyme so he just uses the song title at the end of every verse.
 
I just assume they're being sarcastic with Barbie Girl. I really don't want to hate the Swedes. Macarena on the other hand was the first sign of the apocalypse. That song infected more people than Tommy Lee.
 
I like Toby Keith..... (I have no sense of pitch either so I can sing along, besides his songs have attitude)

otherwise I agree, too many to list but anything "top 40", I'd say after 1985
 
Spice Girls, what the hell was the name of that fricken song, about '97 my GF at the time kept playing it, I about went nuts...
 
Soooooooooooooooo tell me whatcha want what you really really want I wanna really really wanna wanna zig a zig AHHHHHHHHHHHH shoot me in the fricken head@! That one?

Next canidate... Toni Basil..Hey Mickey

Or the honky tonk ba donk a donk by whoever came up with that POS!
 
That song may very well be the perfect definition of "Retards Attempting Poetry" but I LOVE IT! One of the only rap songs you will ever hear in my car. In fact I'm going to dig up my club mix with that on it for tommorrows ride to work now, thanks.:giggedy:
 
Just about anything by Hall and Oates. You know, "My Dick is on Your Lips", "Wife Beater", remake of "Unchained Monstrocity."
 
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