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Livin' my life...one gas station at a time.
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next when his telephone rang...
"Hello, Mr Hussein", a heavily accented voice said..."This is Delroy down at Pinkie's Bar n Lounge in Spanish Town, Jamaica. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you."
"Well, Delroy,"Saddam replied,"this is indeed important news!..How big is your army?"....
"Right now," said Delroy, after a moments calculation, "there is meself, me cousin Patrick, me next door neighbor Andrew, me broda Shorty, and the entire domino team from out a di bar. Dat makes eight!"...
Saddam paused."I must tell you, Delroy that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wha you say man?." said Delroy,"me haffa call you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Delroy called again.."Mr Hussein, the war still a go on!...me have whole heap more equipment to use pon you!"
"And what equipment would that be, Delroy?"Saddam asked.
"Well, me have two kettels, a water commission bulldozer, and Mr McIntosh old farm tractor." proclaimed Delroy.
Saddam sighed, "I must tell you, Delroy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 4,000 armored personnel carriers. I've increased my army to 1.5 million since we last spoke."
"Lawd av mercy!"...said Delroy, "me have to call you back again."
Sure enough, Delroy rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on. We are now airborne! We capture a JDF helicopter and four yout from the corner league 6 a-side have joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Delroy, that I have 1,000 bombers and 2,000 fighter planes and my military complex is surrounded by laser guided, surface to air missile sites and since we last spoke, Ive increased my army to 2 million!"
"Holy smokes, man" said Delroy, "me have to call you back!"
Sure enough Delroy called again the next day. "Morning Mr Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we a go call off de war."
"I'm intrigued," said Saddam, "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Delroy, " me and me brothers reason bout dis ting last night at the bar and there's no way we can feed two million prisoners!"
"Hello, Mr Hussein", a heavily accented voice said..."This is Delroy down at Pinkie's Bar n Lounge in Spanish Town, Jamaica. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you."
"Well, Delroy,"Saddam replied,"this is indeed important news!..How big is your army?"....
"Right now," said Delroy, after a moments calculation, "there is meself, me cousin Patrick, me next door neighbor Andrew, me broda Shorty, and the entire domino team from out a di bar. Dat makes eight!"...
Saddam paused."I must tell you, Delroy that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wha you say man?." said Delroy,"me haffa call you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Delroy called again.."Mr Hussein, the war still a go on!...me have whole heap more equipment to use pon you!"
"And what equipment would that be, Delroy?"Saddam asked.
"Well, me have two kettels, a water commission bulldozer, and Mr McIntosh old farm tractor." proclaimed Delroy.
Saddam sighed, "I must tell you, Delroy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 4,000 armored personnel carriers. I've increased my army to 1.5 million since we last spoke."
"Lawd av mercy!"...said Delroy, "me have to call you back again."
Sure enough, Delroy rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on. We are now airborne! We capture a JDF helicopter and four yout from the corner league 6 a-side have joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Delroy, that I have 1,000 bombers and 2,000 fighter planes and my military complex is surrounded by laser guided, surface to air missile sites and since we last spoke, Ive increased my army to 2 million!"
"Holy smokes, man" said Delroy, "me have to call you back!"
Sure enough Delroy called again the next day. "Morning Mr Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we a go call off de war."
"I'm intrigued," said Saddam, "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Delroy, " me and me brothers reason bout dis ting last night at the bar and there's no way we can feed two million prisoners!"
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jeez we coulda hired a couple stoners....:wtf:
