Hemi Cuda
Well-known member
>A guy from Canada walks into a bar in North Carolina, and orders a white
>wine.
>All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
>some pitiful Yankee from up north.
>The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
>The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
>The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
>The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
>The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
>Do you drive a taxi? "
>"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
>The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us [smilie=bunny.gif] [smilie=bunny.gif]
>wine.
>All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
>some pitiful Yankee from up north.
>The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
>The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
>The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
>The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
>The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
>Do you drive a taxi? "
>"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
>The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us [smilie=bunny.gif] [smilie=bunny.gif]
