Some thoughts on Beer

[08Challenger]

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I

feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think

about the workers in the brewery and all of their

hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they

might be out of work and their dreams would be

shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer

and let their dreams come true than be selfish and

worry about my liver."

~ Babe Ruth

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they

wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're

going to feel all day. "
~ Lyndon B. Johnson

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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be

drunk to spend time with his fools."
~ Ernest Hemingway

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave

up reading."
~ Paul Hornung

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ H. L. Mencken
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,

we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no

sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,

let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ George Bernard Shaw

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us

to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the

history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel

does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

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BEER; HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
~ W. C. Fields
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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
~ Professor Irwin Corey

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.

Salvation in a can!
~ Leo Durocher

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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory"

to his buddy Norm:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the

whole group keeps improving by the regular

killing of the weakest members. In much the

same way, the human brain can only operate as

fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of

alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally,

it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you
always feel

smarter after a few beers."

 

[BB71Challenger]

:bravo:

 

[74DartSport]

Beer is better for you than milk. :quaff:

Too bad I can't drink.

 

[dodgedifferent2]

Beer is better for you than milk. :quaff:

Too bad I can't drink.

that is actually not true, scientifically speaking. :toot:

 

[dodgechargerfan]

I've always thought that..

The primary reason for mead and beer was that it was safer to store than water because the alcohol took care of all the bacteria in the water. It could sit, stagnant, in vessels for longer periods of time.

I read somewhere that humans are the only species on Earth that purposely drink the milk of another species and there is no scientific reason for it.

 

[Fishy]

I read somewhere that humans are the only species on Earth that purposely drink the milk of another species and there is no scientific reason for it.

Because pouring beer over your fruit loops just wouldn't taste right :dgt: :bwuhaha:

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Because pouring beer over your fruit loops just wouldn't taste right :dgt: :bwuhaha:

Breakfast of champions, dude...

 

[leBaronA38]

*pours another beer into bowl of Cocoa Puffs*


Well, purim is tonight and tomorrow, so that means I get to get HAMMERED!!!

 

[69.5CUDA]

a gallon of milk every day or 2 keeps the DR away..im proof of that

 

[dodgedifferent2]

i am proof of a dedicated milk drinker ... i never break bones, just fracture or chip some now and then.


and beer-ios just dont taste that great, unless you are already drunk.

 

[69.5CUDA]

the more milk ya drink the more solid you become..hell i sledged my foot trying to straighten a truck bumped and barely fractured it...hurt like HELL ..i carry double my weight all the time too

 

[Fishy]

the more milk ya drink the more solid you become..hell i sledged my foot trying to straighten a truck bumped and barely fractured it...hurt like HELL ..i carry double my weight all the time too

Well no shite! You're built like a damn work horse