Hemi Cuda
Well-known member
Ole lived across River from Clarence who he didn't like at all. They
all the time were yelling across the river at each other.
Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis river, I'd
come over dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!"
This went on for years.
Finally the state built a bridge across the river right there by
their houses.
Ole's wife, Lena, says, "Now is you chance, Ole, vhy don't you go
over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you vould?"
Ole says, "OK, by yimmy I tink I vill do yust dat".
Ole started for the bridge but he sees a sign on the bridge an he
stops to read it, then he turns around and comes back home.
Lean asked, "vhy did you come back?"
Ole said, "Lena, I tink I change my mind 'bout beatin' up dat
Clarence, you know, dey put a sign on da bridge dat says "Clarence
is 13 ft. 6 in." You know, he don't look near dat big vhen I yell at
him from across da river"
all the time were yelling across the river at each other.
Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis river, I'd
come over dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!"
This went on for years.
Finally the state built a bridge across the river right there by
their houses.
Ole's wife, Lena, says, "Now is you chance, Ole, vhy don't you go
over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you vould?"
Ole says, "OK, by yimmy I tink I vill do yust dat".
Ole started for the bridge but he sees a sign on the bridge an he
stops to read it, then he turns around and comes back home.
Lean asked, "vhy did you come back?"
Ole said, "Lena, I tink I change my mind 'bout beatin' up dat
Clarence, you know, dey put a sign on da bridge dat says "Clarence
is 13 ft. 6 in." You know, he don't look near dat big vhen I yell at
him from across da river"
