Politically Correct Christmas Card

greg340 "GREGGLES"

sleeping in a vat of jello
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.[/FONT]​
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.[/FONT]​
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).[/FONT]​
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greg340 "GREGGLES" said:
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, [/FONT]​
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I'm offended.....
 
MERRY CHRISTMAS--now that is politicaly correct---:bwuhaha: and that,s the way it is :bwuhaha: -ORVIL
 
And I hereby add my official wish for a Merry Christmas and a Happy Kama Sutra to all the nuts. :)
 
Have any of you seen Mr. Garrison's Merry Christmas song? I guess it was included in one of the episodes, and it's about as politically incorrect as you can get. Actually, I think the exact name of the song is "Merry fuckin Christmas".

It's worth downloading if you can find it.
 

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