MyBigBlockDodge
Screw it. Give me the red AND blue pills.
A guy dies and ends up in hell because he was a real jackass his whole life - ripping people off in business and in his personal life.
The devil tells him there are 3 doors and he must pick one. This is how he will spend his eternity.
He opens door #1 and in that room are millions of people all standing on their heads - on a hard wooden floor! "Jeez, that's gotta suck - what a way to crappy way to spend eternity!". So he tries door #2 - there are millions of people again - all standing on their heads, but this time it's on a concrete floor! "Wow! That really sucks! I don't think so". So he opens door #3. They are packed in the room shoulder to shoulder, ankle deep in manure, but sipping on coffee! "Man.. the smell is unreal in there! But I guess, it's better then standing on my head, and they have coffee to drink. I'll choose door #3" says the guy.
He walks in the room and the door slams shut behind him and bolts closed. He takes a couple of steps into the manure and hears a deep, horrible sounding voice booming into the room.
"Coffee break is over! Everyone back on your heads!"
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Adam
The devil tells him there are 3 doors and he must pick one. This is how he will spend his eternity.
He opens door #1 and in that room are millions of people all standing on their heads - on a hard wooden floor! "Jeez, that's gotta suck - what a way to crappy way to spend eternity!". So he tries door #2 - there are millions of people again - all standing on their heads, but this time it's on a concrete floor! "Wow! That really sucks! I don't think so". So he opens door #3. They are packed in the room shoulder to shoulder, ankle deep in manure, but sipping on coffee! "Man.. the smell is unreal in there! But I guess, it's better then standing on my head, and they have coffee to drink. I'll choose door #3" says the guy.
He walks in the room and the door slams shut behind him and bolts closed. He takes a couple of steps into the manure and hears a deep, horrible sounding voice booming into the room.
"Coffee break is over! Everyone back on your heads!"
:shifty:
Adam
