Hemi Cuda
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Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His
fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him
in Minnesota for paintings.
One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch
limo. She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the
first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money
was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.
Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to
wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In
a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya shoor, you betcha.
I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave on my socks so I'll
have a place to wipe my brushes."
fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him
in Minnesota for paintings.
One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch
limo. She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the
first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money
was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.
Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to
wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In
a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya shoor, you betcha.
I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave on my socks so I'll
have a place to wipe my brushes."
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