6PK BEE
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> Newfoundland Logic
>
> Two Newfoundland fishermen, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,
> drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going
> through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community
> college, and sign up for some classes."
>
> Bob agrees that it's a good idea, and the two leave.
>
> The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions,
> who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and
> Logic.
> "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
>
> The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawn mower?" "Yeah."
>
> "Then logically speaking, because you own a lawn mower, I think that you
> would have a yard."
>
> "That's true, I do have a yard."
>
> "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically
> that you would have a house."
>
> "Yes, I do have a house"
>
> "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
> family."
>
> "I have a family."
>
>
> "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
> a wife."
>
> "Yes, I do have a wife."
>
>
> "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual."
>
> "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that
> because I have a lawn mower."
>
> Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go
> meet Bob at the bar.
>
> He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,
> History, and Logic.
>
> "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
>
> Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a lawn mower?"
>
> "No."
>
> "Then you're a queer.
