"Mike. I have to talk to you!" "Huh? It's 5am! What's so important?!!!"

[not a charger]

"Mike. I have to talk to you!" "Huh? It's 5am! What's so important?!!!"

Her: "I'm pregnant."
Me: "What?"

And so, there will be another spawn of mine running around Earth shortly. :bwuhaha:

 

[mannye]

Congratulations!

 

[mr340]

Congratulations.... I think...:shifty:

 

[XLR8R]

Whoooohooooo!!!!

 

[not a charger]

LOL the next 2 things I said were "Are you sure," and "By who?"

 

[XLR8R]

And you are still alive? Or can you take the laptop under the couch?

 

[not a charger]

Bah, she knew I was kidding, though this was unplanned, unlike the first baby, so we were both a little shellshocked.

Oh, yeah, and later on, I said, "Imagine that. The 2 times we have sex, and I knock you up both times.

 

[restoman]

Oh, yeah, and later on, I said, "Imagine that. The 2 times we have sex, and I knock you up both times.

rofl And you survived after saying that!

Congrats!

 

[jodaddy1]

Time for one of then 4 door Hemi cars!!! Congrats mike. & Mrs Mike

 

[mopar_man]

Congrats!

 

[Not A Duster]

Imagine that. The 2 times we have sex, and I knock you up both times.

 

[dustergal]

Congrats! Only 2 more to go and you will have caught up with me.

And MANNYE....WTF is that? Totally freaky. [smilie=2:

 

[beeper*71]

Wow! That's an eye opener for sure! No need for coffee that morning eh?


Congratulations! :clap:

 

[Fishy]

Congrats man!! Oh and knockin her up both times you two "get busy" just says how manly you really are...............:shifty:.......:bwuhaha:



:bravo:Here's to you bro!!!

 

[JesusChrysler]

Congrats. And all three of my children I had w/my ex-wife she was on one form of birth control or another.




Matt

 

[ORVIL]

CONGRADS-DAD

WELL the odds are 50/50 of one or the other/ we had 5 and i lost/ she stacked the deck and had 4 girls and gave me 1 boy/haha/ -----give your wife a hug for us and we pray everything is going to be good for you and yours /--maybe you will get an apprentice anyone taking odds here?haha---ORVIL:Fresh Meds: rock-a-by baby----------------KIDS ARE COOL:bravo:

 

[v8440]

Jeez, my wife and I have been trying to have a kid for months now. I'm beating it up relentlessly, especially on and around the 14th day of her cycle. No kids yet. Yes, I've been tested, and the swimmers are swimming normally.

 

[mopar_man]

I'm beating it up relentlessly

There's your problem. You're doing it yourself. Your wife needs to be a part of it to make it work.

 

[v8440]

I didn't say beating it relentlessly, I said beating it UP relentlessly.

 

[mopar_man]

Everybody does it differently. I thought maybe that was your method.