Little Susie..........

[dustergal]

Little Susie came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before her mother could raise a concern, Susie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Susie's mom asked, "Really small, was it?"


Susie replied, "No...Salty."

 

[74DartSport]

Little Susie came home the following day and told her mom, "Frankie bet me a dollar today that I couldn't climb the tree today; so I did!" Her mom said, "Oh, don't do that; he just wants to look up your skirt and see your underwear."
The next day Susie came home and said, "Mommy! Frankie bet me 2 dollars today that I couldn't climb a tree!"
"Well, I hope you didn't."
"I fixed him Mommy! This time I took off my underwear!"