If you put a slinky on an escalator...

how many floors?
and how many stops per day per person
is this a leap year slinky or a standard?
was it made by slinky or some jap knock off?
did a trained profesional install it or a trained monkey?
is it the small med or large slinky?
plastic or metal?
how old is the slinky?
was it previously used
 
It would go until it got caught in between the steps causing smoked motors and mass destruction resulting in grevous bodily injury and huge lawsuits for the slinky manufacturers and the resulting bankruptcy will send repercussions around the world causing floods famin and pestulance to rain down upon mankind in general. Do you really want that on your conscience young man?:naughty:
 
Da-ho said:
It would go until it got caught in between the steps causing smoked motors and mass destruction resulting in grevous bodily injury and huge lawsuits for the slinky manufacturers and the resulting bankruptcy will send repercussions around the world causing floods famin and pestulance to rain down upon mankind in general. Do you really want that on your conscience young man?:naughty:
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Not to mention all the future children of the world that will never enjoy the thrills of watching a slinky because your prank has caused the bankruptcy of a major toy manufactorer. :(
 
they're stinky they're kinky
double dongs are a wonderful toy
they're kinky they're stinky
they're fun for a girl and a boy
 
The standard width of an escalator step is too wide for a slinky to do more than one step before being trapped. This would be in the Washington, Seattle, and Dallas areas. For Oregon and Fairbanks Pacific Standard Time would be required to scratch your arse with.
 
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