08Challenger
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The following are actual sentences that were found in patients' hospital charts:
1) She had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2) Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3) On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4) The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be distressed.
5) The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1998.
6) Discharge status -- Alive, but without my permission.
7) Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8) The patient refused autopsy.
9) The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10) Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11) Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past 3 days.
12) Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13) Between you and me we ought to get this patient pregnant.
14) Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
15) She is numb from her toes down.
16) While she was in ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home.
17) The skin was moist and dry.
18) Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
19) Patient was alert and unresponsive.
20) Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid.
21) She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
22) I saw you patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23) Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
24) Examination of genitalia reveals he is circus sized.
25) The lab tests indicated abnormal lover function.
26) The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took job as a stockbroker instead.
27) Skin. Somewhat pale but present.
28) The pelvic exam will be dome later on the floor.
29) Patient as seen in consultation with Dr. ****** who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
30) Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
31) Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
1) She had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2) Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3) On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4) The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be distressed.
5) The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1998.
6) Discharge status -- Alive, but without my permission.
7) Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8) The patient refused autopsy.
9) The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10) Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11) Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past 3 days.
12) Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13) Between you and me we ought to get this patient pregnant.
14) Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
15) She is numb from her toes down.
16) While she was in ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home.
17) The skin was moist and dry.
18) Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
19) Patient was alert and unresponsive.
20) Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid.
21) She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
22) I saw you patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23) Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
24) Examination of genitalia reveals he is circus sized.
25) The lab tests indicated abnormal lover function.
26) The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took job as a stockbroker instead.
27) Skin. Somewhat pale but present.
28) The pelvic exam will be dome later on the floor.
29) Patient as seen in consultation with Dr. ****** who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
30) Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
31) Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
