wingnit
That's It! I'm
Italian Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said,
"Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by the time you get
to the 5th loaf it'll be hard?"
He replied, "Holy crap...! Everybody in the world knows about this
Italian bread thing but ME....?!"
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said,
"Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by the time you get
to the 5th loaf it'll be hard?"
He replied, "Holy crap...! Everybody in the world knows about this
Italian bread thing but ME....?!"