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A man staggers into an emergency room with a
concussion,multiple bruises, two black eyes
and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end. I walked over
and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled
to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' " .
"I don't remember much after that."
concussion,multiple bruises, two black eyes
and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end. I walked over
and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled
to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' " .
"I don't remember much after that."
