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A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with her left foot so I tied up her left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot, so I tied her right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin'' her again she knocked down the bucket with with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt. As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with her left foot so I tied up her left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot, so I tied her right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin'' her again she knocked down the bucket with with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt. As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
