Hemi Cuda
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Two good ol' boys, Skeeter and Bubba, are sitting at
their favorite bar, drinking beer. Skeeter turns to
Bubba and says, "You know, I'm tard of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to
that there community college and sign up for some
classes."
Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Skeeter goes down to the college and
meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the
four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Skeeter says. "What's zat?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed
eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed eater, I
think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you
might logically have a family."
"I do have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you
must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's plum amazing! You were
able to find out all of that all because I have a weed
eater!"
Excited to take the class now, Skeeter shakes the
dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar.
He tells Bubba about his classes - how he is signed
up for math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Bubba says, "What's zat?"
Skeeter says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed
eater?"
"No."
"Yore queer, ain'tcha Bubba?"
their favorite bar, drinking beer. Skeeter turns to
Bubba and says, "You know, I'm tard of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to
that there community college and sign up for some
classes."
Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Skeeter goes down to the college and
meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the
four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Skeeter says. "What's zat?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed
eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed eater, I
think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you
might logically have a family."
"I do have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you
must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's plum amazing! You were
able to find out all of that all because I have a weed
eater!"
Excited to take the class now, Skeeter shakes the
dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar.
He tells Bubba about his classes - how he is signed
up for math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Bubba says, "What's zat?"
Skeeter says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed
eater?"
"No."
"Yore queer, ain'tcha Bubba?"
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