Definition Of Stop

[6PK BEE]

[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Definition of Stop

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. The
lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he's sure that he
has a better education. He decides to prove this and have some fun at the
deputies expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You stil l didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket,
if not, you let me go and don't give me a ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the
crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow
down?"
:dance:

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[69.5CUDA]

oldy

 

[71_DEPUTY]

old but good!!!!


around here STOP means.......


Speal
Tires
On
Pavement!!!!!!!:gaga:

 

[BootHead]

If you are worried Stop then count 3 mississipi. Or, just stop twice at the next one

 

[68R/T]

old but good!!!!


around here STOP means.......


Speal
Tires
On
Pavement!!!!!!!:gaga:

How do you do that?? :hmmm:

 

[Da-ho]

Some turbulance over pheonix- slide through on purpose- stick thumb on pussy, or do what I did at the stop sign at the end of the high school road in osage when I was a senior, change it to dont stop sex with a rattle can.:bwuhaha:

 

[a12bee]

:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

 

[BootHead]

Some turbulance over pheonix- slide through on purpose- stick thumb on pussy, or do what I did at the stop sign at the end of the high school road in osage when I was a senior, change it to dont stop sex with a rattle can.:bwuhaha:

350th past orchard road when it turns to gravel?:quaff:

 

[Da-ho]

350th past orchard road when it turns to gravel?:quaff:

Yep- thats the one.:dance: St maries dragway we used to call it.

 

[mr340]

do what I did at high school when I was a senior, sex with a rattle can.:bwuhaha:

:naughty:[smilie=2:

 

[Da-ho]

Dont you have some doughnuts to fill?:naughty:

 

[BootHead]

Yep- thats the one.:dance: St maries dragway we used to call it.

It's the only gravel road in the county with a "do not litter" sign on it :quaff: :vroom: [smilie=c: :felant: :2thumbs: :beer: :crap: