Brokeback Mountain shopping list...

[909Hemi]

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List

Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1962

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Bisquits

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
2/Oz tube of K-Y
Paper towels

WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 4/Oz tubes of K-Y
More paper towels

WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay
Mouthwash
1 large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
1 tub of Crisco
Box of rags

 

[Plum Crazy]

:bwuhaha:

 

[mopar_man]

Funny stuff but don't you mean Bareback Mountain? :shifty:

 

[XLR8R]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Beeper takes a holiday....

 

[Da-ho]

A whole tub of crisco? Must be planning on opening up a bakery. Unless theres another use for that stuff- Jester would know.:hmmm:

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

Unless theres another use for that stuff- Jester would know.:hmmm:

I don't wanna know.[smilie=f:

 

[74DartSport]

The Crisco® is used for that cowboy favorite, "pork in the can" .
Never tried it myself, though.

 

[fstbackfish]

LOL

 

[a12bee]

'pork in the can' lol

 

[BootHead]

:xl: :nanna: rofl

 

[superchunk440]

Broke back mountain, isn't that the movie about them rumprangers?