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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]bject: FW: Vanilla pudding robbery..omg too funny[/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]The robbers,Who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]throughout the bank.
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]opened.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper Headline read:[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Send this to anyone you think needs a good laugh...[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]The robbers,Who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]throughout the bank.
[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]opened.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper Headline read:[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Send this to anyone you think needs a good laugh...[/FONT][/FONT]
