wingnit
That's It! I'm
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has
the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the
pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to
relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."
he sighed, .........................................
"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the
box."
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has
the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the
pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to
relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."
he sighed, .........................................
"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the
box."
