Hemi Cuda
Well-known member
An 85-year-old Florida man went to his doctor's office and while
there, the doctor asked for a sperm count. The doctor grabbed a jar and
said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The
next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The
doctor asked what happened. The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like
this. First, I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
my left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her right hand, then her
left, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was
shocked! "Dear God, man... you asked your neighbor?" "Yep. And no matter
what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
there, the doctor asked for a sperm count. The doctor grabbed a jar and
said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The
next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The
doctor asked what happened. The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like
this. First, I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
my left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her right hand, then her
left, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was
shocked! "Dear God, man... you asked your neighbor?" "Yep. And no matter
what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
