08Challenger
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Post #1
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.[/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman, Times]Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman, Times]sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman, Times]a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman, Times]the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the schitt out of a ghost"[/FONT]
