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A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, the politician was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you...

:helpme::)well another year has come and gone and we start a new one... I want to Thank John and Dave for making the site float.Without it we probably wouldnt have met the way we have. it,s been good to have you guys here for myself to talk to when the chips were down and be around and share in...

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing, Mister! You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab...

My wife was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to me. I said, "There is a way to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," she said, "if only I can sell...

It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2009:)

Four guys were playing their weekly game of golf........... One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, 'Let's do it! We'll make...

My wife and I were in London and we seen a bunch of motorcycles coming down the street. and we had the red light. so we sat and watched. Beautiful bikes. and we saw about 9 3 wheelers. they were awsome but 1 stuck out and it was at the back of the pack. the bike itself was a BMW and decked out...

:bwuhaha::doh::doh::giggedy: Barack Obama Springs A Leak:doh::doh::doh: Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it. Joe drives to Obama’s house, which is located in a very nice neighborhood and where it’s clear that all the residents make more...

I'LL BET YOU CAN'T CRUNCH JUST ONE: A Frito Lay delivery truck was driving through Georgetown County, S.C., when the driver noticed a car in front of him had slowed down to make a turn. He couldn't stop in time, so he swerved into the oncoming traffic lane. Sure enough, the potato...

really Molitor and the other guy-- Molitor is hometown Sarnia-

There were 3 men going back to school.An Engish man - a Hindu and a Newfie.. The teacher asked them to write a story and use the word Fasinate in the story and hand it in. Away they went and 2 not really having a good grasp of the language wondered off in dismay. The English guy sat and wrote...

http://secularbull.com/homepage.php:bwuhaha::) LOOK at the top of page and go to Stress Release and then you will see PAST STRESS RELIEF CLICK on that and then scroll down to Dec. 12 - Penguins. - then check out the rest. You,ll LOVE IT--:doh::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::)

We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth... For my part, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst; and to provide for it. --Patrick Henry This guy is good.:giggedy: he tells like he sees it and this is real. so getting your arms maybe a good thing. Obama has to work...

Trading halted. No cash flow, no go. GM is Welfare NOVEMBER 7TH, 2008 Let’s face it our big ole famous car maker GM has devolved into a government sponsored welfare program. Clearly, their business is not a business that can survive on its own by any metric that any reasonable person can point...

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY-- rite now listening to Joe Cocker. sorry havent been around . i pop in and out but dont stay. well got the report in .. They cant find the tumour. things are getting better. tired alot due to the radiation. but otherwise ok here. and i have lost my voice . it comes and...

well feeling pretty rugged today but was in the shop today. WOW i got alot of stuff to get rid of. and i dont know where to put it all. i had friends who wanted to help and they brought over stuff and just put it anywhere and said i could have it . i just throw it out. scrap metal and stuff.. it...

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you...

or can somebody put this in wiyh the smilies plz? i would like it done before it flies away !!:bwuhaha:[smilie=2::bwuhaha:thx :ORVIL:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband chasing flies around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh, have you killed any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He...