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Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination. It is the solution submitted by a beautiful blonde student. It is our understanding that after careful scrutiny, the student was given credit for the answer by the teacher. When hearing of this the Board of Education warned math teachers to be...

http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/07/27/production-2008-dodge-challenger-identical-to-concept/

:hmmm: Still prefer the hard top though..

from a report in the Detroit News ROYAL OAK -- The Dodge Challenger that hits the road in 2008 will be nearly identical to the concept pony car that wowed crowds this year at the Detroit auto show, Chrysler officials said Wednesday. "You're not going to be able to tell the difference," said...

Copy and pasted from another fourm.... "DaimlerChrysler is working on a 6.6-liter Hemi V8 for the forthcoming 2008/2009 Dodge Challenger, according to Hemmings Motor News. A Chrysler insider reportedly told the publication that company officials want to "come out of the gate" with a "real...

$100 TATTOO Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the...

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If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this will bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the...

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes in corporate America: "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual...

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to...

1 WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland...

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr...

By DON SHERMAN The New York Times June 4, 2006 Blalme Milton Robson, an Atlanta car collector, for the sky-high prices of muscle cars. Four years ago, Mr. Robson, a former grocery wholesaler, placed a half-page advertisement in Hemmings Motor News to sell his 1971 Plymouth 'Cuda, a convertible...

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never...

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High". Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to...

1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized, God doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3) My mum was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing...

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The following are actual sentences that were found in patients' hospital charts: 1) She had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2) Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3) On the second day the knee was better...

Subject: Bill n Hill When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a boxunder the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted...

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small...