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Found this while wandering.....long video, but worth the watch. http://www.motorcycle-vacations.com/brownrick/2003chmp.wmv

Yo! Haven't been around much. Just thought I'd say hey. [smilie=e:

Looking at a new bike. Anybody that can take some pics for me?????

A guy took a blonde out on a date one night. Eventually, they ended up parked at 'lovers point' where they started making out. After things started to progress, the guy thought he might get lucky. After a few more minutes of fooling around, he asked his date, "Do you want to get into the back...

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and arranging to have her killed. A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious...

Italian Bread Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87...

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the Lawyer three months to track down. After sending the...

From KONE AMSTRONG ABIDJAN COTE D' lvoire Côte Dear Subject: Assistance Please do not be embarrassed or offended that a total stranger is writing to you. At this point in my life, I have no other option than to seek assistance. Any way, I can get it due to my present predicament...

Dearest one, I am ROSEMARRY GRAIG ,19years old and the only daugther of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.GRAIG . My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet-(a cocoa merchant)who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France...

I hit the phocking lottery! Check this...... FROM: THE MANAGER, LOTTERY COORDINATOR, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS / PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. SMARTBALL LOTTERY, UK. DEAR WINNER, WINNER OF HIGH STAKES DRAWS Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the...

Two Jewish men, "Sid" and "Al" were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?" "Al replied, I don't know, let's ask our waiter." "When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" and the waiter said...

This has to be one of the best blonde jokes I've heard..... This will make all you technologically challenged people feel GOOD. A man wanted to get his blonde wife, Lorrie, something nice for their wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and...

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any "Happy Birthday." I...

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another...

Dear Friends, Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year. I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of...

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blond walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man...

A grade school teacher in Sarnia asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. 383 Duster put up his hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, > "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word...

Good to see ya around here Lumpster!

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a...

Dude! Are ya going to do a calender this year? It's November already.....2005 is around the corner. *Kicks dirt and shuffles away* slacker!