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How long would it take before it stopped?? :hmmm:

http://www.cbc.ca/story/arts/national/2006/03/13/southpark-chef-quits.html :confused:

I was passing by my son's bedroom, and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, I saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, I opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands...

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to...

I figured I'd post it, since seeing the reminiscent post... Now, I know that there is a lot of embellishment that occurs on this group and I am aware that a small number of things are perhaps sheer fabrication, but I have a story to tell that is the absolute truth. Funniest damn thing that...

Not sure if this is the appropiate fourm, so if not go ahead and move it so, but I usually get emails from JC Whitney with discouts and such so here is one. 10% off $80 and 15% off $100 expires Feb 23, 2006, use it at checkout...enjoy AEEAB06

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/cheapturbo/gat3w63ar.html Specs for the turbo can be found above (its the exact same one I have. A pic of it is in the link below I have one or two more pics which i'll post later, its brand new only taken out of the box to look at. asking for $600 + shipping...

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor...

Answer: 1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar...

Beer versus Vagina 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer, you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit...

Post #1 An old one but still funny.. Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC: There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely...

Read all. Worth it! Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white...

Post #1 An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea...

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them...

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?"...

http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/Features/articleId=108756 Hey gomopar440 i may need a new monitor :shifty: j/k

Chevy Putdowns Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy? A: Put gas in it. Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy? A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards. Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets? A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home. Q: How much wood could a GM...

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. I went for a walk last night and...

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