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Holy crap!! It's your birthday!!!! :nanna::bday::nanna:

Could it be? Chinese Democracy is actually getting released? Say it isn't so..:D Actually I was a huge fan of Axle and the gang back in the day and after hearing the title song on the radio a few times now I gotta say I like it! Only a few moments into the song the first time I heard it and I...

...Is 43 today! :banana::bday::banana:

Huh? That's right beeches, beepy's gettin a new ride. BMW baby....:gaga: '05 K1200LT in gold, the one pictured isn't mine but looks the same. :cool: Been wanting a touring bike for some time and the time has come. We looked at and rode a Gold Wing a few weeks back and came away...

LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - O.J. Simpson, the former football star who was famously cleared of murder in the sensational 1990s "Trial of the Century," was found guilty on all charges in his Las Vegas kidnapping and robbery case on Friday. Simpson was convicted along with co-defendant Clarence...

Happy Birthday bro! :banana:

...about the girl with a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh? When her boyfriend puts his ear next to it he can smell the ocean. :D

:bday: Where ya been hidin?

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father, having never seen an elevator...

...of marriage today, and we have'nt killed one another...yet. :shifty: Of course we had been practicing for 14 years prior. :D On vacation this week, just takin it easy with no big plans other than a nice dinner out this evening. That is all, back to your regularily scheduled nonsense. :)

Subject: The frog and the blonde The sign in the pet store window said'SEX FROGSOnly $20 each! Comes with complete instructions.' The pretty young blonde noticed it and then excitedly looked around to see if anybody was watching her. She then went into the store and whispered softly to the...

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to...

He died of heart failure last night. Damn, another good one gone. :(

Also known as Mothers Against Dyslexia. I kill me! :bwuhaha:

Took the RR to the local street drags last Friday night. It's a just for fun event run on the 300 ft front stretch of the local roundy round track once a month. It's a double elimination deal and after easily knocking off my first 4 competitors the end came soon after. My first loss was to a...

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There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no...